I'm glad I could talk you out of Kawasaki's after all.
I'm glad I could talk you out of Kawasaki's after all.
You're gonna love this place, too.
Welcome to Kasawaki's™. "We're not Kawasaki's™!" What can I get for you gentlemen and lady?
(Which one of us is the lady...?)
I'll have the club sandwich, no tomato.
Let me get his tomato.
Bleh. (I'll eat anything. Anything.)
We'll have that right out.
You know I'm not paying for your little pet, right?
Not even halfsies?
Not even quartersies!!
Okay, okay...
Bleh? (Do you think they accept Monopoly money?)
Pardon me, ladies, but it would appear that we are out of "bleh". Would you accept "blah" as a substitute?
...
Bleh.
Very good, sir.
Well, if it isn't Waddle Dee!
Oh god.
Huh? Who is that?
Nobody. Pretend you can't see him.
Wait, isn't that—
The King of Dream Land? Why, yes, I am, and this here Waddle Dee should be bowing down to me right about now!
(This is just a dream... a very bad dream...)
Um, DeDeDe, I dunno what's going on here, but I think you're freaking Waddle Dee out.
Bleh... (I'm getting secondhand freakout...)
Butt out, Pinky. Waddle Dee, you're coming back to the castle with me.
...
Look, he clearly doesn't wanna go with you, so just get lost, creep!
I'll deal with you later! WADDLE DEE! NOW!
Cut it out!!
I'm not coming with you, DeDeDe... Because...
Becuase what, boy?!
Because... BECAUSE I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!!
!!!
?!?!
???
...Um, is no turkey on the club sandwich okay, or...?
To be continued...
Published 5/10/2024