day 331: ive invented the banana. it is large and red and screams at me at night
day 332: the banana is aggresive
day 333: the banana has resorted to telling me im fat :(
day 334: the banana has grown to the size of a small village
day 335: the banana has size 15 feet ??????
day 336: i am in love with the banana
day 337: me and the banana have made love
day 489: where am i????
day 490: i can't smell. its dark. what happened?
day 491: i have gained the ability to read the thoughts of whatever i lick
day 500: the banana is nowhere to be seen. is this what loneliness is like?
day 501: i can feel something enormous up my butt
day 502: it's growing
day 503: help
day 504: mom? what are you doing here?
day 505: i am about to explode
day 506: i am starting to sus the banana is behind this
day 507: oh god oh fuck the banana is IN my behind!!!!!!
day 510: ....
day 520: i managed to expell the banana from my butt�
day 521: i can see the light
day 522: my mom is shining a flashlight in my eyes ow stop ouch
day 523: MOM!
day 524: my mom has become a goblin and is hopping around all over the place
day 525: she is once a shell of who she originally was
day 526: i have grown elf ears and a tail
day 530: the flashbacks are becoming more and more often
day 71519: my wife
day 80948785: my son resembles the banana
day 9485924859402: my peepee hord
day 0: my peepee was too hard it reset time
day 1: ive invented the caveman
day 2: the caveman has invented fire
day 3: i have been set on fire by a caveman
day 4: i am growing hair in strange new places
day 5: i feel............ different
day 6: i think i am a woman now